Tuesday 27 December 2011

Alphabet Soup

I heard of this term "Alphabet Soup" for the first time in Sesame Street, several years ago. It was referring to a "soup" that contained the English alphabet characters floating in a liquid. 

Some time ago i saw something that that instantly made me utter "alphabet soup". It was nothing like what i had seen in Sesame Street. The sight was a jumble of English alphabets and i couldn't help myself but label it as such. 

Here is what i saw: 
Alphabet Soup
Believe me it is a real genuine document that initially contained real genuine words of English. And then suddenly it underwent a "transformation". 

So do you also agree with me when i call it "alphabet soup"? Or would you rather call it a "flock of larks" or a "swarm of flies"? *giggles*

Sunday 25 December 2011

Happy Birthday Dear Quaid e Azam

Dear Muhammad Ali Jinnah, 

 We wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. However, we are sorry that we never actually considered you "Quaid e Azam", otherwise we would have adhered to every word you had said. We hope and pray that maybe some day Allah will bestow upon us all the necessary enlightenment. Only then we would be able to realise the meaning behind your words, and act upon them.

Yours truly,
Monazza Talha
Representative of the Nation of Pakistan

Tuesday 13 December 2011

Inflation is Affecting Me: Anecdote of a Mobile Balance Recharge

Till some time ago, when I used to recharge my mobile balance with a scratch card of Rs. 300/-, a sensual female voice would announce that my credited amount is Rs. 285/-. Getting 15 rupees cut off just like that did use to make me feel bad but i was coping nicely; rather very nicely. 

Today when i was recharging my balance I noticed that the sensual voice providing instructions had changed. It was still the voice of a female but perhaps a different one. I didn't mind that at all. And why would I. But once the recharge process was finished and the lady announced my credited amount i was ENRAGED. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! 

That announcement was no less than a bombshell for me. I was told that out of my precious, hard-earned, dear 300 rupees, i got only "Doo Soo Sain-taa-lees Rupay" (Rs. 247/-). WHAT! 53 rupees cut off JUST LIKE THAT! There has to be a limit to deducting money just like that! I am going mad just thinking about this recharge just like that! 

I tried to look this up on Google to see if there was some mistake. But alas, to my dismay, the deduction was correct. At least i think it was. I found an information page on my mobile phone service provider which listed the following taxes: 
  • 5% service charges (on recharge face value)
  • 19.5% FED 
  • 10% Advance Income Tax apply on all charges
  • 2% operational fee will be applicable on all recharges
I couldn't make head or tail of this tax list as i didn't know which taxes were cut during my recharge, but i sure am annoyed. I think this annoyance and rage will last till the next few recharges. And then perhaps i will get used to it; just the way i am getting used to the other brutal atrocities committed against me, the Pakistani Citizen, by the government.

Sunday 11 December 2011

Lunar Eclipse, December 2011


There was a lunar eclipse on December 10, 2011. In addition to other parts of the world, it was fully visible in Pakistan as well. I witnessed it from the city of Rawalpindi. The moon looked really awesome.

It is a pretty common phenomenon i guess but i am always intrigued by it. I am always excited to spot and eclipse and even take pictures of it.

But one thing i always forget during an eclipse is to see it from beginning till end and keep taking pictures of the various stages. I am planning to do this during the next eclipse so that i can make a collage of all those moon pictures.

I wonder when "IS" the next lunar eclipse. Better go check the NASA calender. :-)

Friday 11 November 2011

11-11-11 and a 21

Today is an interesting day since it bears an interesting date. The date is pretty palindrome-atic. 11 is the number in the spotlight. Today is the 11th day of the 11 month of the 11th year of the 21st century! Wait a minute! Where did this 21 come from in the line of 11s? The date would have been more perfect when it came in the 11th century. Guess the date is not perfectly palindrome-atic after all. *giggles* Nonetheless, it is an interesting date and we should enjoy its interestingness while it lasts.

Thursday 3 November 2011

I Live!

I was remembering of Mushoo from Mulan recently and also remembered his dialogue "I live!". As soon as i remembered this, i knew i had to post it. So here goes:

I LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yes i live and i am alive and very much present in this world. Was just absent from this blogging part of the World Wide Web. But once again thanks to all the die-hard readers who kept coming back to check up on me. Now the question is that for how long am i going to stay "alive" here before once again slipping into a "coma". *Ponders over the thought!*

Tuesday 30 August 2011

Eid ul Fitr 2011

Just wanted to wish all visitors a happy Eid ul Fitr! May you all have lots of yummy "sawaiyyan" and get loads of "Eidee" too. I am wishing the same for myself as i am greedy for both food and money. *giggles*

May we all have a wonderful Eid! May we all be able to find the gratitude in our hearts for all the blessings Allah keeps bestowing upon us in abundance! Ameen.

Thursday 18 August 2011

3 Annoying Things About Firefox 6

Yesterday I finally upgraded from Firefox 3 point something point something to Firefox 6. Yes I was living under a rock for so long (Sue me!) *giggles*. But I finally decided to come out o the hiding and face the music. While I am loving the overall feel of the new version of the browser, there things are driving me bonkers!

1. In the “older” version whenever I right-clicked a link, the option “Open Link in New Window” would be at the top; and “Open Link in New Tab” would come right after it. Not in the “new” version their order is revered. So now unintentionally I am opening my links in new windows (due to the habit of selecting the second link on the pop up menu) when I actually want them to open in new tabs. That’s a pain!

2. The “older” version used to consume about 200,000K of my memory in addition to the same chunk consumed by the “plugin-container.exe”; making it a grand total of 400,000K plus of memory consumed just by a browser. And I used to feel it slowed down my PC. Now in this “new” version, both the browser the plugin-container.exe consume 100,000K each more memory; bringing my total to 600,000K. Crap! Now my PC is slower than ever!

3. The “Reload” (or refresh) button used to sit nicely on the left hand side of the address bar in the “older” version. I always preferred that location for the Reload/Refresh button. I hated it when Internet Explorer moved it to a tiny spot right after the address bar. Seems Firefox also got inspired by that and has shifted this button to the same location as in IE. Now every time I need to refresh a page, I have to look for that darn button for a couple of seconds, before I can hit it. This even more annoying than the Annoying Orange!

I know I will get used to these changes too and there will come a day when I wouldn’t even remember this dilemma. But for now I am in a fix and temporarily regretting my decision to upgrade.

Firefox people, could you send me one of the cute fox cubs you used to show on the live cams to take my pain away, please! *bats eyelashes while making an angel face*

Saturday 16 July 2011

Tale of FBISE and the Online Result Inquiry

I blogged on Islamabad Metblogs after a really really long time. Here is what i said when i finally broke my silence there:

Tale of FBISE and the Online Result Inquiry

I wish that FBISE takes some measures to improve the performance of their result inquiry web site. If they need someone to test it, i would be happy to help.

Saturday 25 June 2011

Midas Wannabe

We all grew up listening to the story of the king who had the golden touch; King Midas who would turn anything he touched to gold. Though the story had a sad part where the king turns his daughter to gold, along with all his eatables and drink-ables, but the part about the golden touch had always been really fascinating for me.

These days I am reading a lot on making money online via blogging. The more I am reading the more I am longing for that "golden touch". I am imagining myself to be just like Midas and churning money out of every piece of word I write a.k.a. turning everything to gold.

Wish I can meet a "fairy" too who can grant this wish of mine. ;-) Otherwise I will have to work my ass off to fulfill the dream. And i am way too lazy to do that. *giggles*

Saturday 18 June 2011

Who Is It?

I wonder who do i know is in (or currently visiting) Australia, Poland and New York, USA. Wanna tell? I would love and be thrilled to know! :-D

Wednesday 13 April 2011

Sometimes: Music to the Rescue

Sometimes I listen to the music on full blast just to suppress an ocean of “noise” raging inside. Music does temporarily rescue me till the “next” time.

Monday 11 April 2011

I Think: Why Are There Indexes?

Have you ever wondered why are there indexes and glossaries; tags and bookmarks; references and pointers? I think they are there so that we can go back to the good (marked) stuff again and again. These “markers” are little helpers that show us the way when we forget the path.

Friday 8 April 2011

Flowers On Black

I have always loved flowers in all shapes, sizes and colours. I have always loved taking pictures of flowers. Looking at flower makes me just so very happy. Now i am crazy about another thing related to flowers, that is, creating images with lone flowers on black background. Like this Pansy below:

Hues of Purple

And the Calandula:

{ Glow in the Dark }

Love this single daisy on black:

{ Lone Daisy }

And love the pair too:

{ Daisy, Daisy, What Can The Matter Be }

I did a rose this way as well:

{ When Red & Black Collide }

Now i am after several other flowers which want to "do" on black background. I have even started taking two types of pictures of flowers. One as a full composition as a scene. The other as close-ups for this black background project.

I am totally in love with this project of mine and hope you like it too. Don't forget to leave feedback in the Comments section. Have a nice day!

Wednesday 6 April 2011

Seven Ways to Improve Your Writing Skills

I used to write stuff on paper long before the blog era. When the blog came I started writing online. I wrote everything that came to my mind (even rubbish). I still like writing but since I now have a small audience that reads my blog (and I want the numbers to increase), I really want to write quality content. I know I would never be able to churn up master literary pieces (ever) but I still want to keep improving the content. Here is a list of things that I do (or at least try to do) to improve my writing which i suggest to you too:

1. Keep writing. If you don’t write you wouldn’t know if you improved or not.

2. Keep reading. Reading content written by other people can remarkably improve your own writing.

3. Increase your vocabulary. It is important so that you can express your thoughts and ideas in a variety of ways. Reading helps.

4. Comment intelligently. This is the time where the web encourages interactivity. People are provided opportunities to interact with each other in different ways. One such way is “commenting” on other people’s stuff. This stuff may range from published writing, uploaded pictures, list of achievements; and the list can go on. When making any comment, try to make sure it makes sense and shows your real emotion (It does not mean for you to start harshly criticizing somebody’s work if you don’t like it).

5. Observe your surroundings. Keeping a vigilant eye on happenings around you will provide you with a chance to write about them later. The more detail you observe the better.

6. Do new stuff. When you do new things or go to new places, you get more exposure of the world. This exposure makes a base for new topics and experiences to write about and to share.

7. Just write! Write on every thing you see or think or feel. No topic, event, thought or feeling is worth discarding; rather it is worth a lot. You just need to, as somebody said, see the extraordinary in the ordinary.

Saturday 2 April 2011

Two Flower Shows in a Day

Today was a busy day for me and that too outside the house. But i was happy since what kept me busy was a wonderful thing for me. Today was "Flower Show Day" for me. Incidentally, two flower shows were being held in the twin cities at the same time. One was being held at Rose and Jasmine Garden, Islamabad. The other one was being held at the Arid Agriculture University, Rawalpindi. The flower shows were complimented by "Bird Shows" at well at the same venues.

I left home in the morning and went to Islamabad for my first flower and bird show. The weather was lovely and i had a splendid couple of hours. I roamed around the whole arena, looking intently at each and every flower, and took pictures of all sights that pleased my eye. I visited cages of all the birds at display in the bird show. Loved the "Shikra" and the ducklings. There were so many different types of hens on display too. They all were really cute. Twice there was a little shower which made many people run for cover and pushed me to protect my camera. My spirits were not dampened at all. I kept busy with roaming, looking, admiring, and clicking. After a few hours i got a bit bored (since i was on the adventure alone) and headed home.

I took Club Road to head to Pindi as always. When i came near Faizabad; the point where i could turn left to go to Islamabad Expressway or go straight on the Murree Road; I realized there was another flower show going on. So i dismissed the decision to go to the Expressway (my regular route to home) and kept going straight.

When i reached Arid Agriculture University, i turned to go in. I was signaled by the guard to park outside the walls of the uni which i did. Thank God i found parking very easily. After parking my car and locking all doors i headed to the ground clad with flowers and the tent full of different species of birds. The bird show in Pindi was a bit more organised since cages of all birds were tagged with their names (and names/contacts of the breeders at times too). I loved ALL species of hens there. The shaggy hairstyle ones as well as the giant sumo wrestler like ones. There was this breed of pigeons which had curly feathers. It looked very elegant and awesome. I tried taking pictures of the birds (as i had tried at the bird show in Islamabad), but could not succeed. There were no holes big enough in the cages that could let me take a clear shot of the birds, without the cage itself getting in the way. After getting amused by the birds i headed towards the flowers. Before i could reach them, something else caught my attention. There was a stall where some flowers were on display. The distinctive thing about those flowers was that they were all made out of turnips. Gosh! they looked so real. Hats off to the skilled hands who made them. Still admiring the turnip flowers i moved towards the main arena where the flowers were on display (the real ones; not the turnip ones). Seeing so many flowers in one place AGAIN on the same day was awesome. I once again paid individual attention to all flowers and snapped pictures as well. It was fun. But this time around the weather was not as blissful as before. The sun had come out of the clouds and was shining with full force; i.e. it was hot. That didn't de-motivate me either. I took a complete round of the place and only when i was certain that i had seen all the flowers i left the place.

I reached home hot, hungry and exhausted. But i was happy as i had seen so many birds and so many flowers in the same day. I love all living creatures (yes even insects in case you were wondering) so it was a double treat for me to be able to attend the two flower (and bird) shows in the same day. I would like to go again. Let's see if i can make it or not. Wish me luck! ;-)

Wednesday 23 March 2011

23 March – Then and Now: As I Remember It and As I Want It To Be

When I was a little girl (and a bit older), 23 March (Pakistan Day) used to be a whole lot different than what it has been for a few years. I remember being very excited to see the march past of the armed forces on PTV. For that I would wake up around 8:30 a.m. so that not a second of it is missed. I would sit through the whole session of the parade; till the very end when the last of the last floats, representing the different provinces of Pakistan, would pass by on the screen. The fly past also used to be one of the most exciting moments which I loved to watch. The fighter planes leaving trails of coloured (or white) smoke behind, while doing acrobats in the air was nothing less than magnificent. Only after several hours of staring at the TV and watching the concluding moments would I leave the sight of the screen. I even used to have the wish to watch this whole parade live and got a chance once too.

Apart from watching this march past, I remember having a warm and exciting feeling on that day. I used to feel so proud of the armed forces. I used to feel so elevated about my country Pakistan. I used to be beaming with pride and energy on that day; and had loads and loads of pure happy feelings and good vibes.

Now (for the past few years) the only happiness I get from 23 March is that it is a holiday. The pride for the armed forces has left my heart completely. That loving warm feeling has been replaced by extreme hatred and anger (yes for the armed forces). I am no longer bothered if there is going to be a march past or not. And even if there was one, I wouldn’t be bothered to see it even for a minute. I can only think of the sufferings of my country men and think of ways to be able to help. I think how the army has destroyed its image in the eyes of most Pakistani people and wonder if it would ever regain its glory. I also think of the high class leaders in whose hands the fate of my country rocks. I wonder if we would ever be able to get rid of them. All the TV programs blurting out national anthems and talking of the glory of this day feel only like eyewash for the masses. It seems like the media is ticking one more event off its list of coverage. Everything seems so artificial.

I long for my childhood-like 23 March to return where feelings were pure, pride for the armed forces was in our hearts, TV programs commemorating this day actually had a message to deliver, and most of all everybody was proud to be a Pakistani and optimism was in the air.

Saturday 19 March 2011

I Think: Desire for Perfection

Sometimes the desire for perfection can lead you astray where you end up doing absolutely nothing, let alone something perfect.

Monday 21 February 2011

Made for Each Other


Made for Each Other Originally uploaded by Monazza Talha

Walking hand in hand side by side, they looked not like two but one. Facing hardships of life, yet making each others' life wonderful by being there for each other. Filling each others' gaps with qualities of their own, they kept complimenting each other. Trundling along that path was immensely amazing only because they were together. They didn’t care about the blisters in their feet as they could tend to each others’. Being one was because of their selfless affection which turned into their strength. Enlightened by this truth they progressed, never leaving each other behind. They were unaware of the destination towards which they advanced. But they knew deep in their hearts that it didn’t matter where their path ended. They were immersed in each others' generous love so much so as to notice the surroundings and the hardships.

They were destined to be together forever. They were made for each other.

Thursday 20 January 2011

Hey MSN Bug, Bug Off

Lately, I have been seeing this bug while signing out of Hotmail.


I have still been pretty lazy to Google to see what it actually is but i am kind of annoyed at this. There have been loads and loads (and tons and loads) of the "Unresponsive Scrip" errors like the one below, but this "crash error" (as i call it) is just too much:


I wonder what Microsoft people are doing that is causing this. Or maybe its the clash of the technology giants where one is being un-supportive of the technology of the other (i am seeing these errors in Firefox). Not having any insider sources at any of the mentioned organizations, I guess I will HAVE to Google stuff now to find out. *giggles*

Is anyone else facing the same fate as myself? Which browsers? Do tell. :-)