Wife: Honey! Would you prefer peanuts or almonds?
Husband: I don’t know. I don’t like either.
Wife: Ok I guess I will pack both for myself. I’ll get some
Chilghozay (pine nuts) for you. Would that be ok?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: Hmm I need my muffler. It could get really cold like
the other night. Should I pack one for you? It would keep you warm.
Husband: Don’t know.
Wife: Ok I’ll pack one anyway. And I’m also taking an extra
sweater for myself. I think your jacket is already in the car, right?
Husband: Hmm yeah.
Wife: Would you need anything else? Think, think, think!
Husband: Nope.
Wife: Let me think if I’d need anything else. I’ll take my
knitting, in case there is a long wait. Should I take some sweets and toffees
also? Or perhaps some crisps and biscuits? Are there any bananas in the
kitchen?
Husband: Forget them dear and lets go now.
Some Random Relative: Looks like you guys have packed for an
overnight picnic trip? Where are you going?
Husband & Wife: To get CNG!
*GIGGLES*
PS: I wonder how many people would relate to this. ;-)
